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♦Topic: Dragon in the Bay?!
In: Boards ► Brockton Bay ► General
Long_Dong_Silver (Original Poster)
Posted on February 5, 2011:
So, like, I'm just running along near the docks for my morning jog and I saw something kinda weird.
The boat graveyard? It didn't look right. Took me forever to figure out what whas going on! It didn't make any sense until the sun started to rise and then I saw, well, take a look!
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The big oil tanker blocking the mouth of the Bay's gone! And there was something sitting on the prow of one of the foundered ships!
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We've all seen that glitchy video where something disappeared Lung. I may have made a few socks nice and crusty myself thanks to it. But I gotta ask- Does that thing on the ship look like the creature that ganked Lung?
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► Angry Hoot
Replied on February 5, 2011:
Kinda? It was really hard to make anything out in the Lung video.
Also?
Gross.
► Astral_Phantom
Replied on February 5, 2011:
Huh, neat. That's a good shot. If you're still around then you should take another picture real quick. Look, I'm holding my hand up.
► Long_Dong_Silver (Original Poster)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
...Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Guys! Chekc it out!
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Are you the thing at the boat graveyard?! What happened to the oil tanker?!
► Astral_Phantom
Replied on February 5, 2011:
Rude. I'm not a thing.
Also. Yes. Obviously.
The tanker is currently about... thirty kilometers out to sea. Not sure what I should do with it, honestly.
Anybody know someone interested in buying a mint-condition oil tanker?
Also. Everybody who saw that picture? I now owe you a punch.
► Clockblocker_Official (Verified Cape)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
...Did you just admit to stealing a whole oil tanker? On a public forum?
► Astral_Phantom (Unverified Cape)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
Under Massachusetts state law, any property which has been neglected by the original owner for a period of three or more years is considered abandoned.
As such, I did not 'steal' the oil tanker or any of the other boats which I've repaired and removed from the bay. If the original owners would like to contact me, or have their lawyers do so, that's honestly just too damned bad.
If anyone would like to make a trade deal, I will consider all reasonable offers for-
1 205 meter long oil tanker
3 fishing boats of various lengths (Message me for details)
2 tug boats
1 junk
1 small cargo hauler
1 large cargo hauler
and, like, a dozen small yachts.
► Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
General is not a place to be advertising or making trade deals. Take it to business, and take an infraction.
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♦Topic: Astral_Phantom?
In: Boards ► Brockton Bay ► General
Allseeing Eye (Original Poster)
Posted on February 5, 2011:
Hey, @Astral_Phantom!
Saw the other thread that you're hanging out online and supposedly the thing hanging out in the bay. Don't suppose you'd be willing to answer some questions, would you?
Why the name 'Astral Phantom'?
What did you do with those ships?
What are your plans for Brockton Bay?
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► Specific Protagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
I, for one, welcome our new dragon overlord!
► Astral_Phantom (Unverified Cape)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
The name is a reference to what I am and how I came to be what I am.
Also. Space Ghost is still held under copyright and I don't want to fight with Hannah Barberra's lawyers. They taste terrible.
I repaired the ships and they're currently anchored out to sea. I've already been accused of stealing them and, if Mayor Christner really wants me to put them back in the bay, I might consider it.
Oh. Wait. No, no I won't.
I don't have any plans for me. What makes you think I have plans for Brockton Bay? I kind of just keep circling back against my will.
► Allseeing Eye (Original Poster)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
Gonna be honest. Was not expecting you to actually respond.
So, got a few more questions from the local peanut gallery!
Do you like dogs?
What are you even doing here?
What is the secret to your power?
► Astral_Phantom
Replied on February 5, 2011:
I love dogs. I've got my own firebreathing hellhound that I taught how to teleport and she's been a literal nightmare for people ever since.
I'm trying to destress. Recently got caught up in a huge mess that needed cleaned up and it's going to get messier before it gets better. I don't eat or sleep well when I get anxious so I'm trying to do something productive until I end up crashing somewhere. Since I was already in Brockton Bay and the whole boat graveyard was a thing, I figured 'Why not?'
As to my power? Well, Tattletale, the answer is very simple. Reality says one thing, I say something different, and one of us has the strength to enforce our will. I just learned how to win that little argument.
Mind if I ask a question of my own?
How many Coils are there at a time?
(It's 1! He just thinks there's 2)
► Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied on February 5, 2011:
And that's my cue.
Astral Phantom, you can take a temporary ban and maybe take a moment to reread our rules on tempting villains. They have a habit of hacking PHO when someone goes out of their way to poke at them.
Allseeing Eye, this thread is locked and you'll be enjoying another infraction on your account. Please see the same rules that Astral Phantom will be reviewing.
Do not tempt villains, people! How many times do I have to repeat that?!
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